drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

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(Source: guy, via atheaaaa)

nutella-boy:

they should change the anonymous icon to this

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guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via atheaaaa)

dicksquadd:

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

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teseracts:

officialfrenchtoast:

basedpidgeot:

drakefanclub:

diancie:

im-a-walking-paradox:

NAH

a mess

oh my god i would fucking kill her

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i would have kicked her off the bridge and make her get me back my fucking phone and i dont care if it doesnt work anymore

This is how bitches go missing

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